Not Again

The thief returned yesterday!!!!!

Yes he returned. And I was awake AGAIN!!

I don’t know why but he came and again did the same ie peeped through. So now again the conversation starts:

Me: (in surprise)You are such a weird thief. You came again. Do you posses brain or you left it somewhere?

Thief: Hey first of all, the thing you did to me previously I knew that and intentionally I made myself look fooled. So don’t be oversmart this time. I’ll not do such things this time. Infact I have brought a knife……….!

Me:(interrupting)Have you ever gone to school in your life?

Thief: Yes I have gone(proudly) ! But who are you to ask me this?

Me: (completely ignoring the second line) OK! So you have gone to school ,you must know that English language has 26 letters. And they combine to form words. So, there’s a word called POLICE(saying as clearly as I could). Have you ever heard of it?

Thief: Yes of course.

Me: Still you came here again?

Thief: Man you see. It’s my business. And my business is my business none of your business.

Me: Oh OK. So it’s your business(while taking a yawn as I was feeling sleepy)

Thief: Yes it’s my business my previous generations were also involved in it. My father and my grandfather were also expert in stealing things(saying proudly as if he owns a MNC). They were expert in their profession.

Me: Oh! But you have not inherited their traits (with a little smile)

Thief: Hey don’t mess with me. I am also expert like them.

Me: Oh I see! Probably that’s the reason you were fooled last time.

Thief: Hey I told you na? I did it intentionally.

Me: Ohhk. But why have you come this time? What do you want?

Thief: I am a thief (frustrated with me) and I have come here to do the things a thief does.

Me: Your dialogues are just the same! Can’t you think of something new.

Thief: I am not performing a skit you see! YOU LITTLE BOY!

Me: (stuck at the last three words) I think your memory is also weak! And maybe your eyes too!

Thief: Hey you have wasted my lot of time now(opening the gate with the knife) Now I have to do my real work.

Me: Oh OK?(thinking of a plan) See up there at the front house.

Thief: Hey I’ll not be fooled this time(showing a devil smile)

Me: That means you were fooled last time.

Thief: Yes I was. But not this time that’s for sure.

Me: (looking up) But this time there’s no need to fool you.

Thief: Yes now you seem to be a good boy!

Me: Because there is really a man on that roof !!

Thief: Hey you stop kidding child. There is no one I know that(trying hard to open the gate)

Suddenly comes a heavy voice ” Hey who are you? What are you doing? Why are you opening the gate?

Thief: No sir. Nothing nothing (starts running away while looking at that man)

He is vanished in a millisecond !!

Me to the uncle: Thank you Uncle! I think your house is anti- thief! If not living beings then non- living things come to the rescue !!(referring to the statue)

And that’s it !! It’s over.

— A Dreamer

PS- This is the continued version of part one . Read here the part one: http://kunal15.art.bloghttps://kunal15.art.blog/2020/05/26/146/http://kunal15.art.blog